Trump May Have Hired Russian Prostitutes To Pee On Bed In Moscow Presidential Suite, Intelligence Officials Suggest

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EDIT: These reports are unverified and, in some cases, unverifiable. Some or even all of what they contain might not be true. The following story explains the most sensational content in these uncorroborated reports and gives some context for the ongoing discussion over whether the release of these documents was justified and what exactly constitutes ‘fake news.’

Early reports implied that intelligence officials had evidence suggesting Trump had paid prostitutes to urinate on him. It now appears, based on the documents, that Trump may in fact have paid prostitutes to pee on the bed in the Ritz Carlton’s presidential suite in Moscow while he watched. This, of course, is the bed that the Obamas usually sleep on when they visit Russia. Some sort of deranged attempt to spite Obama by soaking the bed he typically sleeps in with urine? That’s definitely worse than if it were simply a sexual fetish.

Original report below:

Well, 2017 is off to quite a start.

According to CNN, U.S. officials have alleged that Russian intelligence has information that could be used to blackmail President-elect Donald Trump. And in a meeting with Trump and President Obama, officials revealed “classified documents… [that] included allegations that Russian operatives claim to have compromising personal and financial information about Mr. Trump.”

Buzzfeed has published a dossier containing multiple memos backing up these allegations.The most shocking part—as the internet was swift in pointing out—is Russian intelligence officers’ (unverified) plans to blackmail Trump with knowledge of his “perverted sexual acts.” These included hiring prostitutes to perform a “golden shower show” (ie, urinating) in the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton in Moscow, where the Obamas have stayed multiple times.

Surprisingly, this dossier has been circulating among journalists for at least a few months. CNN reports how the reports were compiled and presented: “The allegations were presented in a two-page synopsis that was appended to a report on Russian interference in the 2016 election. The allegations came, in part, from memos compiled by a former British intelligence operative, whose past work US intelligence officials consider credible. The FBI is investigating the credibility and accuracy of these allegations, which are based primarily on information from Russian sources, but has not confirmed many essential details in the memos about Mr. Trump.”

More as this develops.

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